(Source: wontforgets, via bby-bodt)

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

(Source: homestackers, via mllymtr)

geekygothgirl:

l0vemetwotimes:

nothing says hope quite like flowers growing through the cracks in concrete

This is one of my favorite posts I’ve come across ever

They can pave over paradise and put up a parking lot but paradise isn’t going to give up.

(Source: jonnovstheinternet, via arianneotaku)

Anonymous asked: what would jesus do?

ownly-lownly:

yes, because obviously jesus writes gay fanfiction about fictional anime characters

  • LAD Marco: Shit he's so straight
  • LAD Jean: Shit I'm so gay

ownly-lownly:

You shouldn’t give me your number, because I will text you smut while you are at work

Read More

shipperalmighty:

teaandineffability:

I asked for ten mcnuggets not a fucking yaoi nugget

You had one job McDonalds

yaoi nugget

(Source: angelicassbutts, via mrnotsofuckingright)

irisnairel:

Opening tumblr in a public place (challenge accepted)

Even riskier…. Opening ownly-lownly's tumblr in public while she's having a smut day (double challenge accepted)

erernjaeger:

when ur entire class didnt do the homeworkimage

(via nightstepping)